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4626.jpgFRIDAY, MAY 23, 2008
20 Sequels We're Still Waiting For: Forrest Gump, the 80's, anyone? - Rotten Tomatoes
Cannes press baffled by Kaufman's directing debut; and besides,
no one can pronounce the title
- Guardian
Joan Rivers to tred the boards (lightly) on London's West End - Chortle 

 

 

724386.jpgTHURSDAY, MAY 22, 2008
Peter Jackson's haunted house 4 sale (movie set, anyone?)  - Stuff 
AMC pulls back on Uwe Boll's dark com Postal - Hollywood Reporter
Ricky Gervais sets off podcast boom - BBC news

 

 

btrock.jpgMONDAY, MAY 19, 2008
Brits (those stiff upper lip guys) go nuts for Chris Rock --
(who'da thunk it?)
-  Telegraph
They also "get" Stephen Colbert! - Telegraph
Ricky Gervais reveals true origin of Office on SNL --
(warning, it's racist!)
- Chortle 
The Sex & the City $10 tour: bring your BFFs - Seattle Times
Woody Allen: Take this filmmaker, PLEASE! - Guardian 

 

 

 

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kung_fu_panda_0515.jpgFRIDAY, MAY 16, 2008
Pandas are mellow, Zen-like creatures who eat and daydream -
(Jack Black can relate)
- USA Today 
Reel Geezers, Siskel-and-Ebert for the geriatric set, a big hit on YouTube - Guardian  

 

michael-jackson.JPGTHURSDAY, MAY 15, 2008
6 Worst Movies Hollywood Almost Made (OK, none of these were comedies, but it's still pretty funny.  We especially liked Michael Jackson as Edgar Allen Poe) - Cracked
Cool New Yorkers go gaga over Conchords (don't forget the glasses) - Columbus Dispatch

 

 

ken_dodd.jpgWEDNESDAY, MAY 14, 2008
Liverpool to erect statue of local comedian (evidently it's a common thing over there; see list of other honored comics) - British Sitcom Guide
Amy Adams's career secret: a bottle of henna - Starpulse
Robert Downey, Jr as action hero? How about Don Cheadle as The Green Lantern?  Check out more unlikely superheroes - New York Magazine

 

jseinfeld_375x375-1.jpgTUESDAY, MAY 13, 2008
Brits baffled by Seinfeld
- Guardian
 Juno scribe a hit on Twitter - Film Stew
Conchords star says yes to "spit-roast" - Oops! - Stuff

 

 

satc3.jpgMONDAY, MAY 12, 2008
1,000 dresses later, Sex premieres - in London? - Guardian
What's going on with all this full frontal stuff? - Chicago Tribune 
Young Forrest Gump, back from Iraq, returns to acting - AP
Comic Connelly scares the pants off Mulder & Scully DailyMail

 

 

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FRIDAY, MAY 9, 2008
Mother's Day Special
: Best & Worst Moms Ever
! - Time Magazine 
So is Oliver Stone's W a comedy or what? - Yahoo 

 

JerryLewis.jpgTHURSDAY, MAY 8, 2008
7 comebacks that didn't take (Jerry Lewis? Say it ain't so!)
- Cinematical
Do immigrants make the best comics? Lemme think about that - Chortle 
Anchorman 2? Only if we can get the gang together  - Starpulse
Jagger in Clockwork Orange? Long-lost letter tells all - Guardian

 

1ec48126-690d-4551-b27f-52e5f6074ccc.jpgWEDNESDAY, MAY 7, 2008
Chris Farley exhibit in Wisconsin museum - no, really! - Channel 3000
Movie poster Photoshop bloopers - Guardian 
5 Worst Vegas Movies (they should stay in Vegas) - Starpulse

 

Wach-drag.gifTUESDAY, MAY 6, 2008
Cut & run: Did Speed Racer director have sex change?
- The Guardian
Sex and the City flick offs Mr. Big? - Hollywood Reporter
Tom Cruise Inc launches website - be sure to click on the Google Adwords! - LA Times
Lamest love stories:  24 bad romcoms - Entertainment Weekly

 

Deep-Blue-Sea-shark_l.gifMONDAY, MAY 5, 2008
I saw that one coming: Shameless movie hooks - Entertainment Weekly
30 years ago today: Top 10 Dallas moments
- Times Online
"I shared John & Yoko's peace bed!" - Times Online
10 movie classics that shouldn't be - MSN

 

 

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FRIDAY, MAY 2, 2008
Top Ten Movie Drunks (our fave? Bluto)
- MSN
Ricky Gervais on who wants to be the next Ricky Gervais
- Chortle
For those who prefer their sex a la innuendo -  BBC News
Rambo hearts Rambow - LA Times
Love tops Nicholson's Bucket List - Yahoo

 

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THURSDAY, MAY 1, 2008
25 Worst Movie Dos Ever (#1? Javier Bardem) - Entertainment Week
Travolta's new look for Pelham 1-2-3 - ABC News
Raunchy romcom really goes there in Zack & Miri Make a Porno - USA Today

 

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 30, 2008
1st pix of Jim Carrey as gay escape artist in Phillip Morris
- Daily Mail
Schlub is the new Hunk?
- timesonline

 

jasonsegel185_321926a.jpgTUESDAY, APRIL 29, 2008
A Brit's take on full frontal foolishness
- timesonline
Stoner Kumar attends White House dinner - Wonkette
Jerry Seinfeld finally Master of his Domain - Chortle
See Ricky Gervais in Grand Theft Auto IV on utube
- YouTube
Sleepless in Seattle houseboat for sale - Seattle PI

 

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MONDAY, APRIL 28, 2008

US to Russell Brand: Oh, no, you don't, you illegal alien, you! - Chortle 
New Yorkers drop cool, go nuts for Sex girls - Hollywood Reporter

 

 

 

 

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hford.jpgFRIDAY, APRIL 25, 2008
Harrison Ford has chest waxed - for the environment? - StarPulse
Judge lets thieving comic go, vows to catch his act - Chortle
Kutcher promos What Happens in Vegas, punks his webbed toes
-- Daily Mail
Do I have to draw you a picture? Industry buys 22 comics in 6 weeks LATimes
Worst comic book movies ever - Entertainment Weekly
iPhone killed the TV star - Timesonline

258254Ashton-Kutcher-Posters.jpgTHURSDAY, APRIL 24, 2008
Kutcher promos What Happens in Vegas, punks his webbed toes -- Daily Mail
Do I have to draw you a picture? Industry buys 22 comics in 6 weeks LATimes
Worst comic book movies ever - Entertainment Weekly
10 Worst Musicals of All Time: Jeeves, anyone? - Telegraph
iPhone killed the TV star - Timesonline

 

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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 23, 2008
Caan quits Nailed over a cookie - Hollywood Reporter
Open Mike Night for politicians? - New York Times
The Fonz names Russell Brand his successor - The Sun

 



0_61_cc320.jpgTUESDAY, APRIL 22, 2008
Chevy to Farley: You're no John Belushi, Belushi was friend of mine . . .
- Huff Post
The Chris Farley Show: A Biography in 3 Acts - buy it at Amazon
Has Canada run out of funny guys? - Toronto Sun
Another (Peter) Cook book - Chortle

 

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MONDAY, APRIL 21, 2008
Fonejacker wins BAFTA's Best Comedy - Chortle
You're now free to joke about terrorism - New Zealand Herald
If you haven't seen it yet, check out Funny or Die's 1st Anniverary - FunnyorDie
Or read about it - Showbiz

 

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asian2.jpgFRIDAY, APRIL 18, 2008
The long-awaited stoner flick revival - USA Today
Vintage or Contemporary? Pick your Belles of St. Trinian's - Stuff
Hello Mudder Hello Fadder- Diablo Cody, Entertainment Weekly
Sonnenfeld: Net is the new Big Brother - Yahoo News
3 Suicides and Out picketed - Peter Walker, Guardian

 

gervais_sketch.jpgTHURSDAY, APRIL 17, 2008
Ricky Gervais in Grand Theft Auto game - Chortle 
Hello Mudder Hello Fadder- Diablo Cody, Entertainment Weekly
Sonnenfeld: Net is the new Big Brother - Yahoo News
3 Suicides and Out picketed - Peter Walker, Guardian

 

 

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